North Korean drug cures them all

Kumdang-2 of North Korea

North Korea has announced its invention of a patented vaccine effective against a long string of contagious diseases including MERS, Ebola, SARS and AIDS.

The official Korean Central News Agency reported that scientists at the Pugang Pharmaceutical Company had developed Kumdang-2 from extracts from ginseng grown in rare earth elements.

The North’s ‘miraculous discovery’ comes as an outbreak of MERS has killed 24 and sickened over hundred people in South Korea since last month.

The drug has its own website in English and Russian, and can be ordered online from a website in Russian for 1,500.00 roubles (AUD 35.78).

The dedicated website says the wonder drug, which has been trialed and used since May 1989,  is an immune-activator and “contains insam (ginseng) saccharides, light rare earth elements, a micro-quantities of gold and platinum”.

“It absorbs or removes all those that have not originally been in human body (e.g. cancer, pathological secretion, etc.) including those of the same cellular tissues as the healthy ones like polyps or some skin diseases”.

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According to the website, the “Basic Administration” of Kumdang-2 Injection is “simply on the first day, apply 1-2 ampoules; and from the second day, depending on the patient’s response, increase every day its each-time dose by one ampoule, getting them 1-2 times daily, with an interval of 1-2 days on every fifth day”.

“In severe cases of high fever, malignant influenza, epidemic diseases, etc., injecting 5-7 ampoules each time, for 3-4 times continuously with an interval of only 5-10 minutes between injections mostly resulted in instant lull recovery,” the site claims.

“All the patients with clear knowledge of the principles of its dosage have experienced satisfactory effects and 95.5% of them resulted in complete cure”.

According to the website, the award-winning medicine is also registered in Uzbekistan and the Philippines.

“Besides these countries, many countries like China, Russia, Britain, Indonesia, Vietnam, Cambodia, Bulgaria, Egypt, Ethiopia, Guinea, Angola, etc. are promoting import and use of this injection,” the site claims.

“So far, Kumdang-2 Injection has participated at some 30 national and international exhibitions, where it has won Gold Medal of WIPO and several other gold medals and gold prizes.”

You can also use the miracle drug to enhance your natural beauty.
“Kumdang-2 Injection is accepted as a far better alternative to cosmetics. Its cosmetic effects were distinctive among those who used it according to “4. Administration”. Moreover, even only applying it on the face, not injecting it, produced results better than the deluxe cosmetics”.

The list of diseases treatable with “the basic administration” of Kumdang-2.

Allergic skin diseases, Ambustion, Chilblain, Engorgement
Cosmetic Effects
Diabetes
Different kinds of inflammation, Fevers of unknown reasons, Loss of appetite
Disorders before and after child-delivery
Drug Addiction
Epidemic diseases including Bird Flu and New Flu, AIDS
Gastric hemorrhage, Stomach cramp, Diseases of large and small intestines
Heart Diseases, Arthritis
Hypotension, Impotence
Infection, adhesion and scar after medical operation
Liver disorders caused by alcohol
Malignant influenza and other kinds of cold
Medicinal poisoning, Harm from use of computers, Stomatitis
Neuralgia, Neurosis, Debility, Insomnia
Pancreatitis, Poisoning by perished food, Thyroid Diseases
Polyps, Myalgia, Vegetative Neurosis
Spontaneous Gangrene, Epilepsy
Sterility caused by undergrowth, Menstrual disorders, Cystitis
Stimulant to children’s growth, Anti-radioactive
Treatment Hepatitis А, В, C, D, E, G
Tuberculosis (ТВ), Uterine and other intestinal hemorrhages
Various cancers
Venereal diseases, Resistance to aging